The Winner is always part of the answer
The Loser is always part of the problem
The Winner always has a program
The Loser always has an excuse
The Winner says "Let me do it for you"
The Loser says "That's not my job"
The Winner sees an answer for every problem
The Loser sees a problem for every answer
The Winner sees a green near every sand trap
The Loser sees two or three sand traps near every green
The Winner says "It may be difficult but it's possible"
The Loser says "It may be possible but it's too difficult"